1. You start choosing your pee pot over your latrine even when it's pure day light…
2. You think that taking a shower is over-rated…
3. You fight with your family over who gets the cuy head…
4. You haven't looked at yourself in a mirror bigger than your hand in over two month…
5. You spot a pile of wood in town and the first thing you think about is how to get it up to your mountain…
6. You have no qualms about throwing food from your plate to the ground during meal time…
7. A strange lady grabs your inner thigh in the back of the camioneta so as you don't fall off, and instead of thinking it awkward, you smile and thank her…
8. Every other sentence ends in either "di" or "pues”…
9. Aji is your only saving grace for your plate of rice, noodles, and potatoes…
10. You sweep your dirt floor…
11. You are able to cut a steak with a spoon…
12. When you meet your friend's rabbit and you have stopped seeing it as a pet and stared seeing it as dinner...
13. When you order ribs at a restaurant, you have to consciously restrain yourself from picking up the ribs and gnawing at the leftovers…
14. You've ridden on every possible surface of a camioneta minus the hood of the car (at least not while moving)…
15. Your friend doesn't finish his dinner and as he turns his back, you hurry back and put his food in a bag to go…
16. You've actually drunk milk straight from the teet and liked it…
17. You think something is not right, when you don’t have to walk at least an hour a day
19. A mouse crawls across your floor and you just hope it doesn’t keep you awake during the night…
20. You've become the master of hayno by literally knocking your competition down to the floor (enserio)...
21. You find that your index finger unconsciously finds its own way to your nose no matter the time or place...
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